Post by smrotary on Dec 1, 2007 4:22:42 GMT -6
Your kidneys hurt after a five minute drive
When you have more pictures of the car than your family
You smell like a refinery after standing behind your exhaust for 30 seconds
The only time you feel you're at home again is when you smell oil and unburned fuel
Whilst checking the dipstick a small quantity of resivoir fluid should be visible
When you invest more money into your car then you do on your house.
Or when cost of modifications surpasses the cost of the car originally. Hardcore people could use the new price.
When people ask you if your car is a Porsche and you get offended.
When you can get around any corner without turning the wheel.
When your head is too big to fit under the car to see where that leak is coming from
When you get asked......... is that a twin turbo? or is that a V6
When you gotta put the drink between your legs cuz you got no cupholder
When you punch the gas and your boner hits the steering wheel...
When you are at a stop light and you cant get that bumblebee civic to stop revving
When the cop knows you by name
When you pay more insurance per year than you pay for your car
When you have extra oil and coolant handy in your car at all times
...easiest way to get the passenger to shut up is floor it.
...you don't allow food or drink in the car because even water stains the damn "neubuck suede".
...you find excuses to take the long way home.
..you spent more on your ECU than you did on your wedding rings
.....That loud noise you hear is your wife bitching, because you can't keep to the speed limit
You fill the oil and check the gas
When you have more pictures of the car than your family
You smell like a refinery after standing behind your exhaust for 30 seconds
The only time you feel you're at home again is when you smell oil and unburned fuel
Whilst checking the dipstick a small quantity of resivoir fluid should be visible
When you invest more money into your car then you do on your house.
Or when cost of modifications surpasses the cost of the car originally. Hardcore people could use the new price.
When people ask you if your car is a Porsche and you get offended.
When you can get around any corner without turning the wheel.
When your head is too big to fit under the car to see where that leak is coming from
When you get asked......... is that a twin turbo? or is that a V6
When you gotta put the drink between your legs cuz you got no cupholder
When you punch the gas and your boner hits the steering wheel...
When you are at a stop light and you cant get that bumblebee civic to stop revving
When the cop knows you by name
When you pay more insurance per year than you pay for your car
When you have extra oil and coolant handy in your car at all times
...easiest way to get the passenger to shut up is floor it.
...you don't allow food or drink in the car because even water stains the damn "neubuck suede".
...you find excuses to take the long way home.
..you spent more on your ECU than you did on your wedding rings
.....That loud noise you hear is your wife bitching, because you can't keep to the speed limit
You fill the oil and check the gas
