Post by Saki Steve on Jan 31, 2008 10:42:40 GMT -6
A professor at the University of North Carolina was giving a lecture on the
supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here
believe in
ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have
any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, PONCHO DAN raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, PONCHO DAN, tell us what it's like to have sex with
a ghost"
PONCHO DAN replied, "Oh hell, from way back there I thought you said GOATS "
supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here
believe in
ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have
any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, PONCHO DAN raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, PONCHO DAN, tell us what it's like to have sex with
a ghost"
PONCHO DAN replied, "Oh hell, from way back there I thought you said GOATS "
